Marijuana Olympics

This year’s medals for the Marijuana Munchies Olympics:

Bronze Medal – Mark F. for eating his shoes.

Silver Medal – Linda G. for eating her laptop, including charger.

And the Gold Medal goes to “Aquaman” McKenzie for eating an entire… Continue reading


Coffee Robot

I tried coffee from the robot at the mall today, and I found a bolt in my coffee.
I guess that’s why it’s now out of order.


Bobbing for Apples

Kids are so soft nowadays, with their fancy games Bobbing for Apples.
When I was a kid, we went Bobbing for French Fries.

Hey hairy guys!

Hey hairy guys!
There’s a new shampoo for you.
It’s called Hairy Shoulders.

Birth in mid-air

She actually gave birth in mid-air, halfway over the fence.
They’re looking at the instant replay to see if there was possession on, or before the border line.


Music Nowadays

When I was a kid, old people would tell me: “Hey, turn that down! Your music’s too loud!”
Now that I’m grown up, I tell youngsters: “What is this? A poetry reading? Your music’s too soft!”
What happened?


It must be Halloween

It must be Halloween, because today I got an EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-mail!


Halloween Costume

No, I’m not dressed up as
Harry Potter!
I’m Bill Gates!


Moby Dick

I recently learned that Abraham Lincoln was not in the movie Moby Dick.
I also learned that Captain Ahab was not kinky. He just happened to get tied to a sperm whale. There was nothing more to it than that.


Praying Mantis couple having an argument

Did you hear the one about the Praying Mantis couple having an argument?
The husband says: “Hey! You don’t have to bite my head o**”


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