Praying Mantis couple having an argument

Did you hear the one about the Praying Mantis couple having an argument?
The husband says: “Hey! You don’t have to bite my head o**”


My Fox News Audition

Hey, I have an audition to be a Fox News reporter! How’s this?
“Today, the great and shirtless leader Vladimir Putin baked a cake for everyone in the United States.
Plus, a frog accidentally swallows a Police Station. Details at… Continue reading


Note to self

Note to self: When giggling down the street because of something funny that popped into your head, make sure you’re wearing headphones, so people don’t think you’re crazy.


How to end any conversation

Remember, you can always end any conversation by simply saying:
“Because that’s how I roll.”


Rolling Pin

Today I learned that rolling pins may also be used for cooking.


Please advise

Please advise.
Is the following message I received a misspelling, or a suggestive remark:
“Do you want to meat me, tonight?”


Pet Chiropractor

Friend had to take his dog to the pet chiropractor, after he curbed his dog.



In order to prevent pickpockets, I put mousetraps in my pockets.
A woman said to me: “Is that a mousetrap in your pocket, or you happy to see me?”
That’s how I get a lot of tail…if you know what I mean.


I tried eating leek soup, but the bowl is always empty.

Late to work

Boss: “Why are you late to work?!”
Me: “My rooster died.”


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