Funny

Geese can get you down.

Appendicitis

If anyone needs an appendicitis operation, I have a Groupon.
It’s good at any hospital, expires next weekend.

  Like!

What’s in your pocket?

She: “Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
He: “It’s a banana.”

  Like!

Is there an app for…

Is there an app that automatically turns off phone, when someone enters public bathroom?
Asking for a stranger.

  Like!

Have a nice day

Cashier: “Have a nice day.”
Me: “Hey, don’t tell me what to do!”
Cashier: “Security!”

  Like!

Anything can be fixed

Anything can be fixed with a little bit of forced tickling.

  Like!

He who has not sinned

When Jesus said “Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone”, he’s lucky that Donald Trump was not in the crowd.

  Like!

Sushi

Went out for sushi last night. Took a bite of Unagi, and felt a little zap!
Now, that is fresh eel!

  Like!

No Trespassing

What did one tree say to the other tree?
“No, we can’t go there.
Sign says ‘No Trespassing’.”

  Like!

Solving wars

Wouldn’t it be great that instead of wars, we can solve problems with: “I know you are, but what am I?”

  Like!

Coming up!

Showing page 1 of 4 Next

  • Radio Ha Ha
    August 16, 2018
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

      Like!

  • Radio Ha Ha
    August 23, 2018
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

      Like!

  • Bootleg Comedy Show!
    August 25, 2018
    Bootleg Bar & Kitchen
    San Francisco

      Like!


See all shows >>

Mailing List!



Email Format

Buy my Book!


"It's so FUNNY that you may need to wear diapers!"
"It's HILARIOUS!"
"Two thumbs UP! WAY UP!"
(Says Roger Ebert Impersonator)
"AAACK! It's all true!"
(Says Danny's Girlfriend)

Swag Bag

There are no items in your cart.