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No Trespassing

What did one tree say to the other tree?
“No, we can’t go there.
Sign says ‘No Trespassing’.”

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Solving wars

Wouldn’t it be great that instead of wars, we can solve problems with: “I know you are, but what am I?”

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Honesty

I’m annoyed that the word ‘Honesty’ has been replaced by the word ‘Transparency’.

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When Jesus said

When Jesus said: “Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone”, he’s lucky that Donald Trump was not in the crowd.

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Indian-Pakistani Restaurant

New Indian-Pakistani Restaurant called “Madam Curry”. Where the food is not just good, it’s radioactive.

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Never sneeze…

Never sneeze if you live in a house of cards…and also don’t have sex.

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In common

What do Religion and Golf have in common?
They’re both boring.

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Eww!

Eww!
I just saw a robot taking a data dump!

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Paper Clips

Hey, what’s the deal with paper clips? They’re not made out of paper, and they can’t cut anything.
So why do they call them paper clips? Am I right, people?

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Generations

There’s been the Baby Boomers, Gen X, Millennials.
In 2020 it’s going to be the Visioneers.

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Coming up!

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  • Comedy Showcase at Bazaar Café with Danny Dechi & Friends!
    July 18, 2018
    Bazaar Café
    San Francisco

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  • Radio Ha Ha
    July 19, 2018
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

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  • 2018 Funny Fest Tuesdays!
    July 24, 2018
    Neck Of The Woods
    San Francisco

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