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So many pedestrians on their smartphone

Big Tech convention in San Francisco this week.
So many pedestrians on their smartphone.
I feel like the Millennium Falcon dodging through an asteroid field.

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I wish I could be a bird.

Me: “I wish I could be a bird.”
Him: “Why, so you could fly?”
Me: “No, so I could eat bird seed.”

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Maternity Leave

Overheard from HR office:
“Only six weeks maternity leave?!
What am I, a fruit fly?!

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Vapers

Hey vapers, when you were a kid, did you want to grow up to be a choo-choo train or an industrial smokestack?

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NASA’s LADEE

NASA’s moon mission schedule for this week, is called LADEE for Lunar Atmosphere and Dust Environment Explorer, and will of course, be navigated by Jerry Lewis.

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New local business wasn’t doing well

New local business wasn’t doing well, so I suggested they diversify, and serve breakfast all day.

So please support and enjoy breakfast any time of day at Fred’s Flower Shop.

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Cartoons

I think the old cartoons are more ethical than contemporary cartoons.
Back then, characters got blown up, thrown off cliffs, had anvils dropped on their head, smashed in the face with various objects, and set on fire.
But… Continue reading

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Marshmallow

Try this at work:
“Hey, Dave. I saw a bunch of people hanging around your desk, and they had marshmallows.
I think your desk is on fire.”

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Knowledge is power

They say ‘Knowledge is power’.
But so is stupidity.

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Seems like Karma is the new way of saying revenge.


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