Someone told me that I should audition for American Idle.


Good Friday?

Someone just explained to me what Good Friday is.
My goodness!
I wouldn’t want to know what Bad Friday is!


Good job!

Boss: “You’re doing a great job, Danny!”
Danny: “Thank you, sir!”
Boss: “April Fools!”


Man Bun

Saw a man wearing this intricate interwoven man bun.
I guess it was more of a man croissant.


Chocolate Bunny

-“Why do people eat the head of the chocolate bunny first?”
-“Because that way, the bunny doesn’t struggle while you eat the rest of it.


Typical evening at Kellyanne Conway home:

Kellyanne: “Honey, we have lasagna for dinner, tonight.”
Husband: “But this is pizza!”


An observation

Young men who shave off all the hair on their head, and young women who dye their hair white.
I wonder how they’ll react when they become older, and are actually bald or grey haired?
Maybe do the opposite and… Continue reading


Today is National…

Today is National smack the hot coffee out of someone’s hand Day.


Museum of Ice Cream

Today’s tour at the Museum of Ice Cream has been cancelled, due to an employee having a meltdown.


Is Trump eligible to be President?

Another investigation of Donald Trump is looking to see if he is actually eligible to be President.

He was born in the U.S., but his hair was born in Malaysia.


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