Buffalo Burger

Just before I walk in the door of the Buffalo Burger Joint, a car sputters up next to me, then lets out a loud bang.
All of a sudden, a huge herd of buffalo crash out of the restaurant,… Continue reading


Breastfeeding in public

Hey guys, don’t complain about a woman breastfeeding in public.
She already has enough dealing with one baby.


Old game show

Watching an old game show on The Game Show Channel. One man gets the right answer, and wins $100. Then another man gets the right answer, and wins $100.
The next question is answered by a woman, and she wins $73.


Freeway congestion

Traffic tie-up on the freeway today, due to heavy congestion.
There was a guy coughing in the middle of the freeway.


So what am I?

Me: “Okay, so I know that a ‘bear’ is a larger, hairier man who projects an image of rugged masculinity.
So what am I?”

He: “You’re a hamster.”



Yes, there is mansplaining But how could we ever forget the more widely used…nagsplaining.


Muscle car

“So, this is your new muscle car?”
“Yeah…does this V8 engine makes my balls look big?”


Marijuana: keep it private

If you need marijuana for medical reasons, that’s fine. But please keep it private. You never see anyone getting enemas in public.


Yay for Pollution!

Yay! 4/20 is Pollution Day at Golden Gate Park! Let’s celebrate pollution! All the wildlife creatures must really be enjoying 4/20! Yay for Pollution! Although, it’s a shame that tobacco smokers are being discriminated from being part of this celebration… Continue reading


Vacuum cleaner on bus.

Last night, I rode the bus carrying back my old vacuum cleaner, which I let a friend borrow.

As I got off the bus, I said to the driver: “It’s all clean.”


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