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Nagsplaining

Yes, there is mansplaining But how could we ever forget the more widely used…nagsplaining.

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Muscle car

“So, this is your new muscle car?”
“Yeah…does this V8 engine makes my balls look big?”

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Marijuana: keep it private

If you need marijuana for medical reasons, that’s fine. But please keep it private. You never see anyone getting enemas in public.

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Yay for Pollution!

Yay! 4/20 is Pollution Day at Golden Gate Park! Let’s celebrate pollution! All the wildlife creatures must really be enjoying 4/20! Yay for Pollution! Although, it’s a shame that tobacco smokers are being discriminated from being part of this celebration… Continue reading

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Vacuum cleaner on bus.

Last night, I rode the bus carrying back my old vacuum cleaner, which I let a friend borrow.

As I got off the bus, I said to the driver: “It’s all clean.”

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How can you tell if someone is a vegan?

How can you tell if someone is a vegan?
When they breathe, you can smell the tears from their stomach.

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Raining!

Sure is raining here right now.
I picked the wrong day to buy soap!

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Comedian in the forest?

If a comedian tells a joke, and no one is there to hear, will a tree fall on him?

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Restaurant pager

You know those pagers they give you at restaurants to let you know your food is ready with its flashing lights and vibrating?
Well, I just found out it’s not cool to pretend that you’re being electrocuted.

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Cage-free eggs?

What’s the deal with cage-free eggs? Why cage eggs in the first place? It’s not like they’ll try to escape!

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Coming up!

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    May 28, 2017
    Kawika's Ocean Beach Deli
    San Francisco

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  • Radio Ha Ha
    June 1, 2017
    FCCFree
    Worldwide Podcast

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  • 2017 Funny Fest Friday Night Fights!
    June 2, 2017
    Brainwash
    San Francisco

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