You know those pagers they give you at restaurants to let you know your food is ready with its flashing lights and vibrating? Well, I just found out it’s not cool to pretend that you’re being electrocuted.
Hello Americans, Today I am announcing the new Supreme Court Justice. I don’t remember his name at the moment, but he’s a very nice man, a lovely man, who will pass some bigly laws with his gavel. He has a… Continue reading →