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Spoiler alert!

In the movie, DeadPool battles his arch enemy SwimmingPool.

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Smartphone in water

I dropped my smartphone in water, so as recommended, I buried the phone into a bag of rice.
But I forgot all about it, and ended up having smartphone fried rice for dinner.

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If…

If animals were distracted by smartphones as much as we are, they would be extinct by now.

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Door

Door at a Zen Center, rather than being labeled “Push” or “Pull”, it read: “It doesn’t matter”.

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10% coupon

I showed the waitress my 10% coupon. So, she takes 10% off my bill, but she also removed 10% of my meal. I wish she didn’t take the drumstick.

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You know how sometimes…

You know how sometimes fathers walk around with both kids holding on to his legs?
Well, father surprised his kids when he walked into the pool.
(Don’t panic, the kids can swim.)

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Positive

Positive is not just for batteries!

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I’m not good at taking compliments

Whenever someone gives me a compliment, I punch them in the stomach.

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Audition

Someone told me that I should audition for American Idle.

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Good Friday?

Someone just explained to me what Good Friday is.
My goodness!
I wouldn’t want to know what Bad Friday is!

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Coming up!

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  • 2018 Funny Fest Tuesdays!
    May 22, 2018
    Neck Of The Woods
    San Francisco

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  • Free! Variety Show and Dinner!
    May 24, 2018
    Saint John the Evangelist Church
    San Francisco

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  • Radio Ha Ha
    May 24, 2018
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

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