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The reason polar bears are on the verge of extinction is because they lay their eggs before they hibernate, so when they wake up, it’s hard for them to find their eggs in the snow.
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.
Uncharacteristic to its name, the small intestine when stretched, can wrap three times around the planet Jupiter. While the large intestine can be stretched from our sun to Uranus.
If you do the math, this is why the average person’s bowel movement is between 97 days.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Dove soap is 30% pigeon.
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.
They really make you feel like a pro football player at the Super Bowl experience, here in Super Bowl City! The moment you walk through the entrance, a 350 pound lineman tackles you to the ground. That was great! There were thousands of teeth everywhere! I also enjoyed being yelled out by an angry coach for no reason, while he was scratching his nails on the chalkboard.
My favorite part was being spanked by a cheerleader… oh, actually that was somewhere else, never mind.
Most people assume that milking a cow is a relaxing thing. But imagine if the cow resists. Chasing the cow across the field, tackling it down to the dewy grass, trying to squirt some milk into a glass bottle while the cow struggles. Just a thought.
Hey, maybe this could be a Geico commercial: “You’re a rebel cow. Unlike other cows, you resist and struggle in giving up your milk. It’s what you do.”