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Did you know that alligators also shed crocodile tears?
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
In the 1700s before modern technology, the only material available that was thin enough to make contact lenses, was the onion peel. The burn took a few weeks to wear off, hence the term “Town Crier”.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
The first were Irving & Sophie, not Adam & Eve. Irving & Sophie were a nice, quiet couple, entertaining themselves with nothing but Canasta. They didn’t have any kids because they didn’t know how to go about that. They lived until the ripe old age of 27 years. They met Adam & Eve once, but they thought they were a couple of hippies.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
For millions of years a lonely sponge, no bigger than a meatloaf, rested in the middle of a hot dessert.
As the Earth evolved, oceans shifted, immersing this sponge, thereby expanding it into what we know as today…Australia!
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science
As we saw in the 50s sitcoms, babies were first made by just kissing. Then, in the early 1960s, sex was invented when KFC’s Colonel Sanders discovered naughty drawings by Benjamin Franklin.
The Colonel made modifications to Franklin’s method, after observing chickens, and realized that a kite, a key, lightning, and handcuffs were not required to have sex, although handcuffs are still an option.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science
(Don’t do drugs.)
Did you know that for every minute that a light bulb or LED is on,
40,000 trees have to be chopped down?
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.
Did you know that taking aspirin prevents car accidents 100% of the time?
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.
Did you know that the last of the dinosaurs went down with the Titanic?
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.
Did you know that the center of the moon’s hard surface consists of chewy chocolate? You could say the moon is the original tootsie pop.
Although the moon is not really made of green cheese, it’s unique blend of limestone and kryptonite, does make the moon’s surface taste like green cheese.
Don’t believe me? Next time you’re at the Smithsonian, take a small bite out a moon rock, while the security guard is not looking.
Unless you’re Superman, ha ha ha.
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.
Ravens are one of nature’s most intelligent animals. Did you know that it was a raven who invented the wheel, and its idea was stolen by Thomas Edison?
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.