Author Archives: dannydd2
I blame Pokemon Go for leading me into a massage parlor.
Never judge a book by its cover…unless it has a picture of a puppy on fire.
For years there has been contradicting information on whether tarantulas are poisonous or not.
Actually, tarantulas are poisonous only on Tuesdays, and Arbor Day, unless it falls on a Thursday.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
1. Corporations are not people! They don’t even have any DNA! So, corporations are neither people, or animals, or vegetables.
2. Money is not free speech! Just like apples are not free speech, neither are cats, mountains, tires, pancakes, and rectal thermometers!
Besides, the instant that MONEY becomes part of the equation, then FREE goes out the window!
That’s like saying: “Hey Marge, did you know that Steve enjoys punching babies? That means he’s going to be a wonderful parent, right?
It was a complete failure when sea shells were first used as hearing aids, but it somehow led to the creation of Salt Water Taffy.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Question: When making beer battered fish, do you use a full beer bottle or an empty one?
When first discovered, pineapples were used as bricks to build homes. Until the man known only as the Polynesian “Sir Isaac Newton”, discovered that pineapples are edible. Word got out all over the world of this delicious new fruit. People ate entire homes, and they didn’t miss their pineapple homes, because many were pricked by the prickly spines when they wandered around their dark rooms at night. Eventually sugar canes were a good substitute for building homes.
Hence the term: “Eating out of house and home”.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
He: “I’m Druff. Daniel Druff.” Me: “May I call you Dan… “He: “No.”