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Reason that corn fields are protected by electric fencing, is because during the 1950s in the middle of the night, schools of salmon would invade the corn fields and eat up all the corn.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Mosquitoes are not very smart. That’s why you find so many dead mosquitoes scattered around mannequins. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Due to a typo, the typewriter is on the list of Endangered Species.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
On the bus for long ride, I ask driver if there’s a movie.
“Yes, it’s a silent movie, filmed in black. Now sit down!”
Found a farm-to-table restaurant, where the honey is so fresh…”How fresh is it?”Honey is so fresh, that they make the bees vomit into a jar, right in front of you.
The moon’s gravitational pull maintains the Earth’s rotation at a 24 hour day. If there was no moon, an Earth day would only be 1 and a half hours long. Shoes and sidewalks would need to be magnetized, otherwise people and animals would spin off into the Sun. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
If I win the lottery, first thing I’d do is buy the San Francisco 49ers, and move them…15 inches to the left.