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Did you know that figs are made from sun-dried watermelons?
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.
Did you know that there is a planet on the opposite side of the sun that has not been seen by earth for hundreds of thousands of years, and is populated by beings called Metreons? In 2018 its orbit will bring this planet to earth’s proximity. The Metreons will then conquer earth, and enslave humans, forcing us to knit their socks forever.
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.
Chewing your food thoroughly is good, but you shouldn’t overdue it.
27,000 years ago a man named Charlie Gastronomicus was known for his excessive chewing habits, sometimes breaking food particles down to the molecular level.
One day, Charlie went too far and split an atom, causing a black hole to emerge from within him, and swallowing up the great continent of Atlantis.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Hello Americans,
Today I am announcing the new Supreme Court Justice. I don’t remember his name at the moment, but he’s a very nice man, a lovely man, who will pass some bigly laws with his gavel. He has a beautiful, shiny gavel. He made it himself from a magnificent redwood tree. If you saw his amazing gavel, you would be amazed.
And he looks so fantastic in his robe, which he also made himself. When he was young, he worked in the circus, and he borrowed his fellow trapeze artist’s…God rest his soul…cape to make a beautiful robe, because he hoped that one day he would be a great judge for the Supreme Court.
We both talked about making a law to give women the right to vote. I’ll leave that up to him. I won’t influence him on that. He’s the expert, so I’ll let him decide if women should vote.
This wonderful candidate for Supreme Court judge is just like you and me. Has his own business. His clothes hanger factory has been struggling, but he has great expectations that this year sales will be off the charts.
Speaking of charts, I really love waffles, with their fruit spread and powdered sugar. Waffles with powdered sugar is amazing. I can’t get enough of that powdered sugar. Watch out if I don’t get powdered sugar on my waffles! Let go my ego…heh, heh, heh. I wish everything was made of waffles, except waffle cones. I don’t like those sharp points.
♫ I read the news today, oh boy.♫
That’s my time folks. I gotta lot of tremendous work to do today, and I got a new shipment of pens.
Good night.
The original purpose of the Horoscope was as a roulette wheel to determine which animal or object a groom would receive for marrying his bride.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Did you know that punching at the rain keeps you dryer than an umbrella? It’s a knockout idea!
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Watching those old time black & white TV shows. They had some wild game shows back then.
One was called: “How many cigarettes in baby’s mouth.”
And the popular “Infants vs. Roosters”
Young Whippersnapper: “…are you listening to me?”
Me: “You lost me at ‘like’ number seven.”