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Traffic tie-up on the freeway today, due to heavy congestion.
There was a guy coughing in the middle of the freeway.
After a number of years of The Gumby and Pokey Show, it was discovered that the two characters were inadvertently made of plastic explosives.
The show was cancelled after Gumby jumped off a rooftop, landed into a metal dumpster, and exploded.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
How do bagpipes work?
There are two cats inside the bag.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
During Medieval times dentures were made of corn kernels. The wealthy could afford yellow corn, while the poor had to settle for multicolored maize.
Consequently, hot foods affected the dentures. And that’s how popcorn was discovered.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Yes, there is mansplaining But how could we ever forget the more widely used…nagsplaining.
Jesus not just walked on water, he crossed the Atlantic Ocean to the New World.
Mormons were right. Jesus did appear in the U.S., specifically Cleveland, Ohio.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
“So, this is your new muscle car?”
“Yeah…does this V8 engine makes my balls look big?”