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After years, police finally find missing boy. They ask next door neighbor:
“All these years, you saw this child, but didn’t inform the police. Didn’t you know he was missing?!”
Neighbor: “I’m lactose intolerant.”
If you submit a sample to AncestryDNA while you’re suffering through a cold, your results will always be:
88% Antarctica
4% Polar Bear
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science
Q: What is the meanest acid in the world?
A: Amino acid.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is Presbyterian.
Santa knows this, but he keeps it a secret from Mrs. Claus.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
While Moses saved his people by parting the Red Sea, unfortunately, he did not know how to put it back together again. This caused the Red Sea to become a desert for thousands of years, causing the extinction of dinosaurs and dodo birds.
Then in 1863, Professor Theodore Livingston discovered a thin string at the end of the divided Red Sea. He pulled it, and the Red Sea re-joined into its natural state again. A Hanukkah miracle!
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
It’s that time of the year, people.
Someone tried to steal my package, and I got a groin pull!
In the early days, pizza delivery was not popular because of the messiness caused by the vertical pizza boxes.
One day, pizza delivery man, Herb Doodleberry invented the horizontal pizza box, making pizzas being delivered nice and flat, rather than curled up and messy. Herb became an instant celebrity.
But one day, someone found out that Herb did not invent the horizontal pizza box, but rather, Herb used a vertical pizza box, and leaned it horizontal. Herb was immediately considered a fraud by all, and lived the rest of his days despised and penniless.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.