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I was watching the movie “Gladiator”, when my friend says: “That’s not Gladiator, you fool! It’s Noah!” I should have known, because in the movie, it was raining cats & dogs. People asked the director why didn’t he have god’s voice in the movie, and he replied that he wanted the movie to be realistic, and keep it with Noah hearing voices in his head. By the way, no penguins were harmed in the making of this movie because: Noah couldn’t find any penguins in the middle of the desert!
The iconic Swanson TV dinner was invented by famous actress Gloria Swanson because, as she always said: “I want to be alone.”
Watched documentary on pizza franchises. Did you know that Domino’s Pizza original slogan was: “If we don’t deliver your pizza in 30 minutes, we’ll beat up the driver, and give you his wallet.”Pizza Hut original slogan: “All of our pizzas are bullet proof.”
My aunt was so excited, today!
Aunt: “I got the Johnson!”
Me: “You got vaccinated?”
Aunt: “No.”
Various creatures hop onto occasional atmospheric rivers, for easier and faster travel to destinations. Which explains one of the Bible’s ten plagues, when it rained storks, crocodiles, and whales. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.