A train leaves New York for Boston, 200 miles away, at 3:00 P.M. and averages 70 mph. Another train leaves Boston for New York on an adjacent set of tracks at 4:00 P.M. and averages 55 mph. What are the conductors names?
My spirit animal is the Gummy Bear.
Chocolate does not melt on Tuesdays.
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I come from an unfunctional family. It’s similar to dysfunctional family, but quieter.
Domino’s advertises their Hand Tossed Pizza, but there’s no mention of Hand Caught Pizza!
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Eating shrimp can lower your cholesterol, usually to around the kneecaps.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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