Author Archives: dannydd2
Victims plead to villain: “Please stop! I can’t take anymore!”
Movie is called: There’s always room for Jell-O.
Blue whales are intelligent and understanding creatures. They have been known to help children with their math homework.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Why do they call it Ground Lamb?
Is there such a thing as Flying Lamb?
What’s the deal with all that?
Me: “Waiter, why are there holes in my milk?”
Waiter: “Didn’t you ask for hole milk?”
Don’t forget New Laws for New Year: Everyone must like baseball. Everyone’s favorite color is now Magenta. You must show ID, if you want pineapple on your pizza. All Parking Meters must show your weight. All Clowns must also be happy on the inside.
I hope I’m not in trouble. I accidentally spilled some olive oil on the pavement, while The Flash was on his way doing super hero stuff. He seems to be okay.
If you don’t want your shadow following you, just use pepper spray.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Car Rental place:
Staff: “We only have one car left.”
Me: “Okay.”
Staff: “But it’s on fire…do you still want it?”
Me: “Okay, if you provide the marshmallows.”