Day 1 โ€“ Overtaken by my curiosity, I set sail on a journey to find out how far the Excel spreadsheet can be measured. Naturally, I begin with cell A1, then press the right arrow key, and Iโ€™m off to discover how far does the Excel spreadsheet go.

Day 5 โ€“ Iโ€™m fast approaching 50 letters to each column. Is this journey about to end?

Day 9 โ€“ I was prepared to end my quest at 50 letters per column, but alas, I blinked, and I am now at 80 letters per column.

Day 32 โ€“ Incredibly, the count has now reached several hundred letters per column. I regret not ending this journey of blank monotonous cells at 50 letters per column.

Curse you Excel! Tempting me, like Sirens alluring a Viking ship to its deadly end upon the rocks of a dark and violent sea. Knowing there will be a fateful end, but oblivious to when.

Day 157 โ€“ My beard is as long as my stench is strong. And my ear hairsโ€ฆwell you can imagine. My finger grows weary, but my determination remains strong, to find the end of this vast and fascinating Excel universe.

Day 212 โ€“ I ponder how my journey will end. Will I find the end of this great Excel universe, or will Excel find the end of me? I miss my family. Tell them I love them.

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